The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
All the doctor said was why
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