You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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