i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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