My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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