what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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