I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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