When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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