Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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