Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
there is glitter all over my balls
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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