butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
