Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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