When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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