Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The power of my boobs compel you
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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