What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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