Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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