someone get that fucking seahorse.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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