god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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