I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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