Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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