We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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