i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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