So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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