Don't you send me to vm
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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