I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
only you would photoshop your dick
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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