(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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