that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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