Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can you bring me the toilet please
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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