After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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