Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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