i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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