just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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