woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Actions speak louder than pants.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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