4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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