I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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