we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
