Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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