the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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