doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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