I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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