I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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