Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I showed him my bush... on skype.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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