also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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