how can u be prego again
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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