Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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