Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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