I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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