what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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