last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I want her autograph on my taint
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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