should my penis look like a turkey
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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