How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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