Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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