HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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