You're completely useless in the revolution.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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