Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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