Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I want to be your penis for a week.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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