Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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