I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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