You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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